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This is it. After long months of waiting, we're finally in the homestretch before launch. T-Minus takes over in the last remaining days to catch you up to speed on the latest news, game highlights, and Machinima coverage.
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GRIMSVOTN & BARDARBUNGA | The Giant Awakens | NEWS UPDATE on Bárðarbunga
Bárðarbunga ("Bow-thar-bungar" in English) the giant Icelandic stratovolcano may be about to awaken according to Icelandic scientists. Bárðarbunga lies beneath the NW part of the Vatnajökull icecap, NW of Grímsvötn volcano, and contains a subglacial 700-m-deep caldera. It rises to 2,009 m (6,591 feet) above sea level, making it the second highest mountain in Iceland. Bárðarbunga last had a major eruption in 1477 when it produced a large ash and pumice fall-out deposit. Bárðarbunga also produced the largest known lava flow during the past 10,000 years on earth.
Icelandic volcano 'set to erupt'
http://bit.ly/Bardarbunga
May 21
Grímsvötn Erupts
It is now confirmed that an eruption has started in Grímsvötn in Vatnajökull Glacier. The smoke from the eruption can be seen from many places in south Iceland according to RÚV television.
Grímsvötn volcano in the middle of Vatnajökull glacier is the most active volcano in Iceland. Since 1920 the eruptions have been in 1922, 1933, 1934, 1938, 1945, 1954, 1983, 1998 and 2004. Many of the eruptions have lasted from one to three weeks, the 2004 eruption lasted only four days.
Photos courtesy of Mountain Taxi Off-road Tours
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http://www.mntxi.com/iceland_volcano_sightseeing_tours.html
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Donatella. Joan Collins. Tyra Banks. Andre Leon Talley. All in the latest Chic Report.
Joan Collins brings the good old days back. Tyra Banks new Top Model judge. John Patrick of Organic works in an old firehouse so we give him a quiz on fire. Behind the scenes at the tents in Bryant Park with the woman who runs the show.
Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)
Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel:
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Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)!
and here:
NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag!
Gorilla: Damp rag!
NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk!
Gorilla: Bank Clerk!
NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you!
Gorilla: Eat my poo!
NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you!
But I have no doubt that it's your intention
To be the quiet assassin of European democracy.
Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium
Which of course, is pretty much a non-country.
We don't know you, we don't want you!
The sooner you're put out to grass, the better!
We don't like you, we don't want you!
Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong!
Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong!
Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III !
Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD!
NG: We don't know you, we don't want you!
We don't like you, we don't want you!
KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby
was surprised to read that he died.
JM: How can he read if he's dead?
KC: Chief Justice John Roberts
was the last to know he resigned.
JM: Maybe he should check his head!
KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock
that proliferated online.
JM: I do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime.
KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader
who simply wants to surf the web
without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies.
JM: You can't protect the web from a--holes like me, shorty!
KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies
Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool
JM: Don't play me for a fool you know as well as I,
we're both getting owned by the
Both: Rip, riptide of lies
pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies
Pure poppycock!
I want to surf, surf the web
without getting pulled under
by a rip, riptide of lies!
GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding.
EM: I I So
GB: Explain that one first.
EM: Okay, so we're at a wedding, New Year's Eve,
everyone had too much to drink.
There were 300 people there,
I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her,
I grabbed a bachelor.
Now they're sayin I groped a male staffer!
Yeah, I did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub!
EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me.
Staffers: Naked in the tub!
EM:You can take anything out of context!
Staffers:Huggin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Scrubbin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Rubbin and humpin!
EM: Yeah!
Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin!
EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn't breathe,
then four guys jumped on me.
It's my fiftieth birthday.
GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not,
An avalanche is coming your way.
An avalanche of lies,
SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies!
KC/JM: Pure poppycock!
GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not,
SG: you're guaranteed to get caught
Both: in an avalanche of lies!
Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth
But we already drank the brandy
My boss tickles me like a true G,
He straddles me so masculine
No stoppin' when i'm askin' him
When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm a goner
Tryna pretend that i don't notice his boner!
Tryna distract him with headlines from China
He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina!
--------
Staffers:
Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall,
you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls!
You have to be a soldier, a real man,
to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand!
Ain't nothin wrong with a Massa massage
when you're in a chronic platonic quintuple menage!
The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can't escape
Tryna pretend they don't notice when he ejacu- -
Police Car challenge part 1 - Top Gear - BBC Autos
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are given a tight budget to build their own police cars. Watch this video, part 1 of 2, as the boys creations are put to the test in a speed lap around the Top Gear test track. Great challenge clip from BBC motoring show Top Gear. Visit http://www.TopGear.com for all the latest news and car reviews.